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Waiter, Waiter!

There's a FLY in my soup!
That's not surprising, Sir, the chef used to be a tailor.


What's brown, mushy, and extremely lethal?
Shark-infested chocolate pudding!


Where do you take a sick bunny?
To the hopital.

Where do you take a very sick bunny?
To the intensive hare unit.


What is a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.

What does a cat say on the radio?
Wee paws for station identification.


What do you call the leader of a mouse orchestra?
Micestro, of course.


What do you do if you fall overboard from a ship and find yourself mired in seaweed?
Holler "KELP!"

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