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Waiter, Waiter!

There's a FLY in my soup!
That's not surprising, Sir, the chef used to be a tailor.

What's brown, mushy, and extremely lethal?
Shark-infested chocolate pudding!

Where do you take a sick bunny?
To the hopital.

Where do you take a very sick bunny?
To the intensive hare unit.

NEW! 2022 A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I'm a Type O."

NEW! 2023 A guy opens his refrigerator and sees a sleeping rabbit. He pokes the rabbit and asks him what he's doing there. "This refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" "Well, I'm westing!"

If I get any votes for it, I'll repeat Poco's "A Rabbit Walks Into a Bar" joke. (Not a single request for over a year. I'll give it more time.)

What is the favorite breakfast of a thesaurus?
A synonym bun

What about the Chicago Manual of Style?
Cereal commas

What is a cat's favorite color?

What does a cat say on the radio?
Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call the leader of a mouse orchestra?
Micestro, of course.

What do you do if you fall overboard from a ship and find yourself mired in seaweed?
Holler "KELP!"

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