There's a FLY in my soup! That's not surprising, Sir, the chef used to be a tailor.
What's brown, mushy, and extremely lethal? Shark-infested chocolate pudding!
Where do you take a sick bunny? To the hopital.
Where do you take a very sick bunny? To the intensive hare unit.
What is a cat's favorite color? PURRple.
What does a cat say on the radio? Wee paws for station identification.