Waiter, Waiter!

There's a FLY in my soup!
That's not surprising, Sir, the chef used to be a tailor.

What's brown, mushy, and extremely lethal?
Shark-infested chocolate pudding!

Where do you take a sick bunny?
To the hopital.

Where do you take a very sick bunny?
To the intensive hare unit.

What is a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.

What does a cat say on the radio?
Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call the leader of a mouse orchestra?
Micestro, of course.

What do you do if you fall overboard from a ship and find yourself mired in seaweed?
Holler "KELP!"