I am not young enough to use the term "skullcrusher"
without at least thinking about the literal meaning of the term.
I am old enough to be at least ambivalent about the
existence and possible use of this product.
Although the SETI League (of which I have the
honor to be president) has not yet succeeded in actually finding
Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence, we continue to Search, as the
At the very least, we have conclusive,
incontrovertible evidence of the existence of T-shirts.